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"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 01/16/2015 at 08:17 • Filed to: None

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thebigbossyboss > CalzoneGolem 01/16/2015 at 08:19

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Boy there's 3 articles you'd be smarter not reading lol.

CalzoneGolem > thebigbossyboss 01/16/2015 at 08:40

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I'd be better off not even reading the titles.

As Du Volant > thebigbossyboss 01/16/2015 at 08:49

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Yeah, really. Voyager kinda sucked.

ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem 01/16/2015 at 08:51

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At least it wasn't the "dad f**ker" story. Gawker is starting to sound more like Fleshbot these days.

Transit > ttyymmnn 01/16/2015 at 08:55

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At least we have that new NSFW policy around here. Can't be taking too many page views away from the "professionals" now can we?

404usernotfound > CalzoneGolem 01/16/2015 at 08:55

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All this drama about NSFW posts, and yet we have suff like this on the FP. Sometimes I just dont understand the internet.

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > CalzoneGolem 01/16/2015 at 09:03

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Jalopnik: the mature sibling.

CalzoneGolem > Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig 01/16/2015 at 09:05

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Yeah well that's not saying much.

spanfucker retire bitch > CalzoneGolem 01/16/2015 at 09:28

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Element Hider Helper is your friend.

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > CalzoneGolem 01/16/2015 at 09:29

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No, it isn't, and we still get some pretty vulgar headlines sometimes, but it seems like every time I glance over at the side bar it's another "intriguing" story about someone banging her dad or some dude banging a horse.

CalzoneGolem > spanfucker retire bitch 01/16/2015 at 09:41

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But ... sometimes there are very interesting stories up there.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ttyymmnn 01/16/2015 at 09:52

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TBH, I'd just about take fleshbot in trade. Increased likelihood of massively NSFW sidebar stories, less psychopathic agenda picked day-to-day on a dartboard and uncouth shitbird rabble.

ttyymmnn > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/16/2015 at 09:55

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Please, tell me how you really feel. But yeah, at least with Fleshbot there's no doubt about what you're in for.

spanfucker retire bitch > CalzoneGolem 01/16/2015 at 09:59

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Surely you jest.

CalzoneGolem > spanfucker retire bitch 01/16/2015 at 10:06

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Racescort666 > CalzoneGolem 01/16/2015 at 10:06

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I read the article and to be fair, there's nothing that risque about it besides the headline and lead image. That being said, it definitely could have done without the sensationalist headline. They took a vibrating glove toy and added electrical stimulation. It looks like a wrist strap with things that go on your fingers.

CalzoneGolem > Racescort666 01/16/2015 at 10:08

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It is not just that article so much as the combination of all three. That fills my mind with fuck. Also, I bet my wife would like that glove.

Eazy-O > As Du Volant 01/16/2015 at 11:15

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You take that opinion and shove it up your baldy captain's arse. :D Why does everyone have a boner for Picard?

Eazy-O > Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig 01/16/2015 at 11:16

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To be fair, we do have articles about dudes fucking cars, which probably happens a lot less than people fucking their dads.

As Du Volant > Eazy-O 01/16/2015 at 11:20

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Actually DS9 is my favorite, but your comment about the baldy captain still applies.

Eazy-O > As Du Volant 01/16/2015 at 11:24

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DS9 O_o

You are a weird one. Here, some VG Cats:

Flat Six > 404usernotfound 01/16/2015 at 13:09

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I know! The Gawker stuff is a million times more vile than the harmless "NSFW" stuff on Oppo. I think a lot of people on Oppo must work in the Vatican.